Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

This post is from J - enjoy!

So, there's this new song that's been floating around the internets for about about a month called Miracles. If you've already seen it and been rendered speechless, that's okay, that's the expected reaction when presented with stupidity of this magnitude. Here it is for your viewing "pleasure".





Now, when I first watched this I didn't know how to react. I think I may have been temporarily stupidified for a couple weeks. When I regained my senses I figured it was my moral duty to educate all those morons that thought this was an intelligent and insightful work of art. So, below I've pasted the lyrics, with links to wikipedia articles inserted where appropriate.

If magic is all we've ever known

Then it's easy to miss what really goes on

But I've seen miracles in every way

And I see miracles everyday

Oceans spanning beyond my sight

And a million stars way above em at night

We don't have to be high to look in the sky

And know that's a miracle opened wide

Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas

And everything chilling underwater, please

Hot lava, snow, rain and fog

Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs

And I've seen eighty-five thousand people

All in one room, together as equals

Pure magic is the birth of my kids

I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids

The sun and the moon, and even Mars

The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars

UFOs, a river flows

Plant a little seed and nature grows

Niagara falls and the pyramids

Everything you believed in as kids

Fucking rainbows after it rains

There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay

It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away

And music is magic, pure and clean

You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen



chorus




Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling

And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling

I see miracles all around me

Stop and look around, it's all astounding

Water, fire, air and dirt

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather

Fifteen thousand Juggalos together

And I love my mom for giving me this

Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted

I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly

Miracles ain't nothing to lie

Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy

And my little boy looks just like daddy

Miracles each and every where you look

And nobody has to stay where they put

This world is yours for you to explore

There's nothing but miracles beyond your door

The Dark Carnival is your invitation

To witness them without explanation

Take a look at this fine creation

And enjoy it better with appreciation

Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast

The wonders of the world, mysteries the most

Just open your mind, and it ain't no way

To ignore the miracles of every day



chorus




miracles

blah blah blah

magic

blah blah blah

believer

blah blah blah

miracles

After all that work you're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, self, anyone needing this kind of help is obviously illiterate." And you're right, but I'm just one guy, I can't do this all by myself. This is your chance to make a difference in the world. Take the time to sit down with someone and explain rainbows and dirt, or maybe just smother them with a pillow. If we all put forth a little effort we can make the world a better place.

Grapes = Play Structure?

This is a post from my old blog that I made about a year ago. We drove by this park again this weekend, and seeing it made me want to revisit the topic ;) So if this is a repeat for anyone, I'm sorry, but I hope everyone else enjoys it! :)

We were driving around Escondido about a month ago, and drove by something that made me giggle every time I thought about it for the rest of the week. The next weekend, I told Jason we had to go back so I could take some pictures. The place we went to was, of course, the coolest playground I'd ever seen!

Yes, that is a giant bunch of grapes! :) See, doesn't that make you giggle? Who came up with such a thing?

 
I guess a long time ago, Escondido was really into grapes, and they built this playground to celebrate that. So in that spirit, here are some pictures of me enjoying myself with the grapes!

Gotta love the random fun we have on the weekends (I would be perfectly content to sit around the house, but Jason gets bored. And this is our compromise! We're a great fit!)

This Is What Happens When J Has The Camera

Tomorrow is our 1 year wedding anniversary (and 5 years of dating!) so we got all dressed up for a fancy dinner. Before we left, and because we don't get dressed up very often, I wanted to get some pictures of us. J's arms are longer, so I asked him to take the pictures. This is what happens when J takes pictures (and why we have almost no photos of us together!) :)

 

A Child Friendly Explanation of Autism

I work with kids with autism, and describing what I do on a day to day basis can be tough to explain to people. I usually end up listing the diagnostic criteria and just saying that we work on correcting those deficits and excesses. The hardest thing, though, is trying to explain to other kids what I do, because launching into an explanation of the DSM-IV criteria won't get either of us anywhere in our quest for understanding. (And anyone who has ever encountered an inquisitive child knows that you won't be going anywhere until you've explained it to their satisfaction!)

So when I got an e-mail from a family member I'd recently visited asking how to explain autism and my job to her daughter, this is what I came up with:

Autism is such a spectrum disorder that I generally just say that I work with kids who need extra help learning stuff - some of them need help learning how to talk, some of them need help learning how to play with toys, and some of them need help learning how to make friends and fit in at school. (The trick is to explain it so that they don't think they have autism if they are having trouble with kids at school). I also usually explain that those things are extra hard for kids with autism, so a lot of times they get really mad at me for making them work so hard, and then sometimes have temper tantrums or yell or throw things at me. Part of my job as their teacher is to help them learn how to do those things so that it won't be hard anymore, but I also have to help them learn how to use their words and calm down when they are upset. So sometimes my job is really hard because kids are angry and don't want to work, but sometimes it's really fun because I get to go to the playground and hang out and play with toys.

That obviously is a super duper simplified explanation, but it's the most comprehensive yet simple definition that I have come up with so far. So if you ever have the need to explain to a child what autism is or what someone who works with them does, feel free to use my definition (and let me know if you can improve it in any way!)

Shout Out To Great Servers!

The Famous Dave's near our house has a great Wednesday Wing night (25 cents each!!) in their bar area, so we go every week. The first few times we went it was just because it was a great deal, and therefore a fun and economical new date night. The service was actually kind of crummy at first, and then it got to be just decent.

However, after the first few weeks, the bartender started to recognize us and remember what we liked (we order the same thing every time, so it's not THAT  hard to do!) Still, when we show up now:

• She comes over or asks us from behind the bar if we want our usual drinks (and, after noticing that J always eats the orange off of the rim of my beer, now brings him a beer with two oranges on it! How cool is that?) If she's too busy to do it herself and someone else takes our drink order, she usually adds the extra oranges to the glasses before they are brought to us.
• She comes over and asks us for our order in case we want something different this time, but (when we get the same thing we always do) she anticipates the extra changes I will be making (an extra side of ranch and buffalo sauce) and makes sure the order is delivered correctly (if she's not available and someone else delivers the order there's always something incorrect or missing, so I know that she is the one catching the mistakes and making sure they are fixed before the food gets to me).
• She comes by at least once to see how we are doing and ask if we need anything else.
• She waits until J has been finished for a while and I'm almost finished with my wings (J eats incredibly quickly and I eat incredibly slowly. We're an interesting couple, all around!) to come by and take our dessert order. (**I should note that at the bottom of the Famous Dave's receipt is always an invitation to a phone survey, and if you do the survey you get a coupon for a free dessert. She knows that I always do the survey and that we'll always get the free dessert when we come in!)
• The first time J and I ordered dessert from her (the brownie sundae, YUM!) we had asked her if the nuts could be taken off of the brownie, not for any health or allergy issue but just because J doesn't particularly like them. She said that they are baked into the brownie, but she could have them cut off the top of the brownie and put it on the side separately. Months later (and we've never asked her to do it again) she still always remembers that J doesn't like nuts and ensures that the part with the nuts is cut off and put on the plate off to the side. (One time a different server took our order and J forgot to say anything about the nuts. When the dessert was brought out, though, the nuts were on the side and the server said that the bartender had let her know how we would want the order placed, even though we forgot to ask). 

Now when we go out on Wednesday, it's because it's our regular date night, a great deal, and a wonderful experience. That kind of attention to detail and the ability to anticipate what we'll want without taking away our right to change our routine or order something different is priceless (and therefore reflected in the tip we leave!)

Most of the time when people remember servers or bartenders, it's because we weren't satisfied with them. Every once in a while it's important to recognize that, just like in any profession, the majority of people will be average or below average, but that there are still some really EXCEPTIONAL employees out there. And those people deserve to be recognized, too. (I think that people who are awful are always noted, but when someone does their job flawlessly, nobody says anything about it. POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT, PEOPLE! We all need it!)
 
I think appreciation for a job well done (in a restaurant, anyhow!) is usually reflected via the amount of tip that you leave, but some people deserve even more than that. One time we noticed a Round Table Pizza employee with a really great work ethic (he was probably about 16, and even though the place was pretty empty he kept finding things to clean, refill, or otherwise tidy up. He kept himself busy instead of standing around and gossiping with the other employees the entire time we were there). We left him a tip on the table (even though it's not the kind of place you usually leave tips!) and J even asked the manager to come out so we could commend the boy. 

I respond to those surveys from Famous Dave's in order to get the free dessert, but I always make a point to mention what fantastic service we get, and I hope that is reflected positively upon our server. We had a new person helping us tonight, and it really made me appreciate even more the level of attention we usually get (I'm going to have to assume that the person tonight was actually a new employee, because otherwise the number of mistakes he made was pretty inexcusable). I've decided that the next time the manager walks around to see how everyone is doing, I'm going to make a point to bring up how much we love our usual server/bartender.

In the meantime, I'd just like to give a shout-out to Theresa K. from the Vista, CA Famous Dave's, because she ROCKS! And while I'm at it, nameless girl who used to work at the Baskin-Robbins in Phoenix, AZ 2 years ago, the fact that you always remembered us and what we were going to order makes you someone that I still miss, even all this time (and miles away!) later.

A big thank you to all of you who take pride in your work and go the extra mile to make me happy. You are the reason I continue to visit your establishments - I can get food and drinks anywhere, but I return to your location because of you. Keep it up!

Bathroom Commandmants

When you put the spare roll of toilet paper on the thing (what the heck is that thing called that holds the toilet paper? I sat here for a good few minutes and the best I came up with was, "arm". That can't be it . . . ) you should get a new roll of toilet paper to replace the spare one. 

That's all I've got, actually. I've never had issues with the lid being up vs. down (I know that is the obvious bathroom complaint) so I've either been lucky or just don't care too much about that. What other (unwritten, until now!) bathroom laws do people need a reminder of? ;)

And the toilet paper should always hang down the front, like this one does! Why would it ever be done the other way? That's just madness!

Oh Benedryl, You Double Edged Sword!

Every so often, maybe once or twice a year, I inexplicably break out in a teeny tiny rash - small enough so that I can feel it on the surface of my skin more than I can see it, and over a large enough portion of my body that it can't be from something weird that I touched. I usually can never figure out what caused it, but what I do know is that it itches.

And that is why Benedryl is both my best friend and my most hated enemy; it makes the itching stop, but it makes me so very sleepy! I have to stay on a low dose throughout the day so that I can get through work without conking out, and then at night I take a normal dose to try to suppress the reaction as much as possible.

I say all of this not to share new information (*gasp* Shocking! Benedryl makes people sleepy? I'm amazed!) but to explain why my posts are less frequent - I'm working too hard during the week, spending much of my weekends preparing for all the weddings I have coming up in the next few months, and now I spend all my time at home either itching or sleeping. My life is just one big barrel of fun right now! ;)

So have no fear, I'm still up and alive and around, just too brain dead when I'm finally home to share much of anything at all :)

Take a moment for me to enjoy your non-itchiness, and I'll be back more when I can think clearly and stay awake!

Sometimes There's Just No Substitute!

I've never had truly terrible acne but I've for sure had difficult times with my skin, and for the last five or six years I've been a dedicated Proactiv user (it really does work as well as the infomercials say!) However, with the smack-down I've put on our budget, I've been trying to find a way to slim down my skincare expenses by switching to cheaper and/or generic products. I didn't want to change my whole skincare routine at once (confounding variables!) so I decided to change out one product at a time, wait to see how that works out, and then target a different product after that. I figured the toner would be the easiest thing to find a replacement for, so I kept using the rest of the products and started experimenting with other toners with similar ingredients.

After a few months of experimentation . . . DISASTER! My skin has been an angry mess (for me, anyhow. It's certainly not as bad as it was when I was a teenager or anything, but it was definitely worse than usual). I switched back to my Proactiv toner for two days, and my skin is already calming down and looking happier (yes, skin can look happy!) My plan now is to stick with the toner and look for a face wash replacement. We'll see how my skin reacts to that change ;)

I think that the majority of the time, the generic is just as good as the brand name. Frosted Mini-Wheats cereal versus Golden Spooners (the kind that come in the bag instead of a box) are hardly distinguishable. Generic kidney beans are no better or worse than the name brand, and why should I pay more for fancy herbs and seasoning when it all comes from the same plant, anyhow?

However, there are those few things where the generics just can't compare. Though I've been eating the generic for years (because it's a lot cheaper!) Skippy peanut butter really is more delicious than the store brand. Some generic medications do NOT work as well as the brand name medications (both over the counter and prescription - I've learned this one the hard way!) Charmin toilet paper and Kleenex brand tissues are both IMMEASURABLY better than the generics (some body parts just can't be tricked by substituting the store brand for name brand items!)

Unluckily for me and my weaning myself off of Proactiv experiment, my skin is one of those body parts that can't be fooled! Oh well. My quest to be a tightwad will continue in other arenas, but I always love to save some time and avoid re-inventing the wheel when at all possible. What are some other items that I shouldn't bother trying to cut corners on? :)

Old Kids Movies Are RANDOM!

A few weeks ago we had a friend over and were watching movies, and for some reason I convinced them to put on Pete's Dragon (there may have been alcohol involved . . . ) I hadn't seen that movie in at least 15 years (if not longer!) and it was so much fun to watch it again and realize I still knew some of the songs and characters (and that movie had some of the BEST songs! Oh man, I've been singing them for weeks now!)

That movie led me to start thinking about old kids movies, and how they would never in a million years get by today. Pete's Dragon has a whole scene in a bar, where you realize that Mickey Rooney is known about town for being a ridiculous drunk, and later, when he and his pal get scared, they start taking swigs from a flask. Then they share some of their drink with the dragon, who gets drunk and starts seeing double! WTF! Can you imagine any new movie coming to the theaters with a scene like that?

Nevertheless, it also got me on an "old fashioned, part-animation-part live-action" movie kick! And what we started realizing once we got started was that although the themes of some of the movies were questionable, gosh darn it, people in movies back in the day were TALENTED! You couldn't land a leading role unless you could sing, dance, and act. It's rare today to find a famous person who can do more than one of those things even adequately (and sometimes they aren't even good at whatever it is they're famous for in the first place!) I have such respect for all of those actors whose names I don't even know, but who can clearly kick butt right and left as an entertainer and performer.

Anyhow, after the first two that we watched I started asking people on Facebook for suggestions of similar movies, and it got so fun that I thought I'd post it here for everyone to see in one place :) Here is what we've done so far!


Pete's Dragon (as previously mentioned)
I really love the songs in this movie (have I mentioned that people in old movies can sing really well?) but in addition to the beer scenes I'd apparently also forgotten how really frightening the villains are! Talk about stranger danger! But all the same, this movie never struck me as odd or inappropriate as a child, and to be honest, maybe parents these days are too sensitive to things that end up going over kids' heads anyhow. (But I'm not a parent yet, so I reserve the right to change my mind in the future!)




Bedknobs and Broomsticks 
Again with the fantastic songs! Who knew that Angela Lansbury, from Murder, She Wrote could hold a tune! I sure didn't! (Until I looked up her filmography, that is, and realized that she was Mrs. Potts in Beauty and the Beast. Mrs. Potts has the best singing voice of any teapot I've ever heard!) It's funny how I went so many years without having watched any of these movies, but the moment the tune kicked in, I started humming along! Such a weird plot in concept, and boy were the special effects awful, but it's still such a classic!
 



Mary Poppins 
Okay, now we're really talking classics! Everyone's seen it and everyone knows it, so I was surprised to realize how much of it I had forgotten! Julie Andrews was absolutely amazing, talk about a triple threat! There's really nothing more I can say about it, except that if you haven't seen it in a long time, it is worth another viewing!







Reader Suggestions
I actually got quite a few suggestions from people who apparently don't read too closely, because when I went to investigate their movies for this post, I found that they had recommended old movies. Period. None that incorporated animation, like I was looking for. What a disappointment! But I do have some astute friends, and here is what they came up with!

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Holy moly, I can't believe I hadn't remembered this one when I was making my original list! It was epic in terms of merging animation with live action, and I haven't seen it since I was a kid (that scene where the man is melted in the acid stuff and only his eyeballs remain has haunted me my entire life, though! I think I can handle it since I'm a big girl now, but still, whoa!) This one might also be a fun one to watch with some adult beverages, because I'm pretty sure it had more adult-themed moments in it than Pete's Dragon did!




The Incredible Mr. Limpit
We actually watched this movie a few weeks before I got started on this kick, and when I say "we" watched it, I mean J put it on and laughed hysterically while I did the dishes, folded laundry, and then took a bubble bath (I was that disinterested in it!) Now, some of the parts I did see were actually rather funny, but apparently J grew up watching it, so I think he had a greater personal connection to it than I did. But this one did get a vote from someone I went to high school with (hi Chris!) so it's not only old people like J who enjoy this one! ;)




The Three Caballeros
I VERY vaguely remember this one from my childhood (I think it was one of the first movies we had on VHS instead of beta, and I still sing the title song in my head from time to time!) I didn't remember it having real people in it, but I checked after it was suggested, and Wikipedia says it's the truth! So I guess I need to go back and watch it again!






Song of the South
How could I forget this one! "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah . . . " I don't know that I've ever watched this movie for real, so I guess now I have to!









So that's what I've gotten from everyone else, but I love hearing what other people have to suggest! I'm always open to watching new movies, and I love hearing about the ones I've forgotten, also! Tonight we're having a Will Ferrell marathon, though, so I'm off to watch that ;) But keep the ideas coming, and I'll get to those ones too!

 

 

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