Insane Clown Posse - Miracles

This post is from J - enjoy!

So, there's this new song that's been floating around the internets for about about a month called Miracles. If you've already seen it and been rendered speechless, that's okay, that's the expected reaction when presented with stupidity of this magnitude. Here it is for your viewing "pleasure".





Now, when I first watched this I didn't know how to react. I think I may have been temporarily stupidified for a couple weeks. When I regained my senses I figured it was my moral duty to educate all those morons that thought this was an intelligent and insightful work of art. So, below I've pasted the lyrics, with links to wikipedia articles inserted where appropriate.

If magic is all we've ever known

Then it's easy to miss what really goes on

But I've seen miracles in every way

And I see miracles everyday

Oceans spanning beyond my sight

And a million stars way above em at night

We don't have to be high to look in the sky

And know that's a miracle opened wide

Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas

And everything chilling underwater, please

Hot lava, snow, rain and fog

Long neck giraffes, and pet cats and dogs

And I've seen eighty-five thousand people

All in one room, together as equals

Pure magic is the birth of my kids

I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids

The sun and the moon, and even Mars

The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars

UFOs, a river flows

Plant a little seed and nature grows

Niagara falls and the pyramids

Everything you believed in as kids

Fucking rainbows after it rains

There's enough miracles here to blow your brains

I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay

It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away

And music is magic, pure and clean

You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen



chorus




Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling

And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling

I see miracles all around me

Stop and look around, it's all astounding

Water, fire, air and dirt

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

And I don't wanna talk to a scientist

Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed

Solar eclipse, and vicious weather

Fifteen thousand Juggalos together

And I love my mom for giving me this

Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted

I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly

Miracles ain't nothing to lie

Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy

And my little boy looks just like daddy

Miracles each and every where you look

And nobody has to stay where they put

This world is yours for you to explore

There's nothing but miracles beyond your door

The Dark Carnival is your invitation

To witness them without explanation

Take a look at this fine creation

And enjoy it better with appreciation

Crows, ghosts, the midnight coast

The wonders of the world, mysteries the most

Just open your mind, and it ain't no way

To ignore the miracles of every day



chorus




miracles

blah blah blah

magic

blah blah blah

believer

blah blah blah

miracles

After all that work you're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, self, anyone needing this kind of help is obviously illiterate." And you're right, but I'm just one guy, I can't do this all by myself. This is your chance to make a difference in the world. Take the time to sit down with someone and explain rainbows and dirt, or maybe just smother them with a pillow. If we all put forth a little effort we can make the world a better place.